Monday, February 27, 2012

So you want to be a Mom of Many...

Do you have what it takes to be a Mom of Many?  Aside from the whole "God knows whats best in your life.  He opens the womb.  Blah blah blah." Do you think you have what it takes?  If you can answer yes to these questions than you have what it takes.  Pat yourself on the back.  If you say to yourself, "Forget this!"  then you are probably normal.

Can you stay calm while watching your toddler scream as he falls head over heals down the stairs? 

Can you keep a steady hand to remove a tiny screw from your two year olds nose?

Can you keep your lunch down while cleaning up vomit after your son ate sardines?

Can you keep your cool after your daughter covered all her toys, and herself, and her bedding in petroleum jelly? 

Can you deal with the embarrassment of your son picking up a pieces of something off the ground and eating it, in front of like 20 strangers?

Can you hold back the laughter while watching your child do something naughty but then flashes you that cute as a button smile?

Can you keep yourself from crying when your 4 year old changed your 2 year olds poopy diaper? (it really happened, and he did a great job.  Clean hiney, everything in the trash and nothing on his hands.  Hes a freakin prodigy I tell ya)

Do you have the energy to clean up after your son played slip and slide with Syrup?

And the most important question, do you have the energy to do all these things over and over and over again.  To be a mom to a 2 year old year after year while being a mom to a teenager year after year WHILE being a mom to tween and a baby and everything in between?  Its worth it I tell you.  Worth it.

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