Its time once again to play: Words that don't go in the same sentence. I am gonna go with the excuse that we are all insane and think our house is wire tapped - we are just trying to confuse the spies.
Me to the children: "Why does the baby have cream of wheat on his toes?"
4 yr old: "What do mutants taste like?" In response to asking what the funny looking item in the chex mix was...I told him it was a mutant.
Me to the 3 yr old: "Please don't play with your cheese balls."
12 yr old: "I just caught the baby eating deodorant." Good thing its Tom's.
Babysitter Uncle to me: "Ewan peed on the patio." Sure, doesn't everyone do that.
"Wheres my head? I can't find my head!" From 3 yr old while playing with blocks.
"Liam, there is cheese on your shoulder." Watches as Liam reaches around his back trying to get cheese. I don't know what was funnier, that he didn't know where his shoulder was or that he had cheese on it.
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