Having kids is like a living game of Clue. But instead of Murder its what the kids have gotten in to. For instance it would be:
The baby, in the pantry, with the bag of chips.
The preteen, in the dining room, with the paints.
The toddler, in the living room, with the squirt bottle.
The 6 yr old, in the kitchen, with the broken mug.
Of course figuring out who did what is much easier in real life. Kids aren't very good about hiding the evidence. Dhs though are a bit better at hiding the evidence:
Daddy, in the closet, with momma's shrunken shirts.
I have decided it was a conspiracy to get me to go shopping.