...Part....1 million something
"Who put blocks in the babies diaper?" Thankfully it was only a peed in diaper. That could have gotten messy.
"Why is there a towel in the garbage?" Thank-you Luc. He feels the need to throw away everything.
"If you look really close, America is an elephant." My 7 year old. Its true - just squint.
"Babies are like worms. And by that I mean pink, fat, squirmy and droolly." My oldest.
"Why are there tuna cans taped to the wall?" Apparently they were making some sort of phone system for the house? I try not to get too many details.