For my 4 yr olds birthday he received a broken toy. It wasn't supposed to be broken. I know its a great idea - get them broken toys so its no big deal when they break them more. Yea, but no, it wasn't supposed to be broken. So my ils brought him a dinosaur as a replacement. Its sweet, he loves this dino.
Loves it so much he popped the head right off. Ds said his brother did it. A brother I knew at the time was sleeping. So I asked, "Oh is he up?" to which my 4 yr old said, "Um he was up. He woke up and popped my dinosaurs head off and fell back to sleep." Hmmm sure he did.
For lunch we had turkey sandwiches. I asked my 5 yr old what he wanted on his:
Ds: "Turkey and Cheese and thats it."
Me: "Really? How about Mayo?"
Ds: "Turkey and cheese and mayo and thats it."
Me: "How about Lettuce and Honey mustard?"
Ds: "Ok, Turkey and cheese and mayo and lettuce and honey mustard and thats it."