Tuesday, January 26, 2010

And the Green Grass Grows All Around...

Do you remember that song?  And a tree in the hole and the hole in the ground and the green grass grows all around all around.  I could change the lyrics of that to the events that unfolded today.

There Was A Boy
in The Quiverfull House
the Cutest Boy
that You Ever Did See
and The Boy In The  House
And Siblings All Around All Around
And Siblings All Around


and In This Boy
there Was Diarrhea
the Nastiest Diarrhea
that You Ever Did See
and The Diarrhea In The Boy
and The Boy In The House
and The Siblings All Around All Around
and The Siblings All Around


and in this Diarrhea

there Was A smell
the Very Worst Smell
that You Ever Did reek
and The smell in the Diarrhea

and The Diarrhea In The Boy
and The Boy In The house

and The Siblings All Around All Around
and The siblings All Around


and In this smell

there Was Some Incense
the Smokiest Incense
that You Ever Did See

and The Incense In the Smell
and The Smell In the Diarrhea
and The Diarrhea In The Boy
and The Boy In The House
and The Siblings All Around All Around
and The Siblings All Around



and In This Smoke
there Was a Smoke Detector
the Loudest Smoke Detector
that You Ever Did Hear
and The Smoke In The Incense
and The Incense In The Smell
and The Smell On The Diarrhea
and The Diarrhea In The Boy
and The Boy In The House
and The Siblings All Around All Around
and The Siblings All Around



and In This Smoke Detector
there Was A Constant Chirping
the Most Annoying Chirping
that You Ever Did Hear
and The Chirp In The Smoke Detector
and The Smoke Detector In The Smoke
and The Smoke In The Incense
and The Incense In The Smell
and The Smell In The Diarrhea
and The Diarrhea In The Boy
and The Siblings All Around All Around
and The Siblings All Around


If you are confused I just said my son has diarrhea and it stank to high heaven.  So we lit some incense that just happened to be right under a smoke detector.  Which then set off the smoke detector.  While I managed to get it turned off it apparently ran down the battery because now the light is on and its chirping non stop.  I could have probably included a verse about a headache but that was probably implied. Personally I like the green grass version better.  Conjures up a much better mental image. 

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