"I have 8 kids so....
- I really need a black couch with no rips or holes. Cause my kids will destroy it in a day if it does."
Said when trying to find a new sofa. Which has now been put on hold to instead pay for our van registration. For what I pay for that I could buy 2 new sofas every year.
- I buy a lot of food."
Said to a cashier when she remarked, "Oh you have 2 carts?"
-It gets kinda noisy here."
Said to the lady from Vital Records as I hid in my closet to give her the babies name. She asked if I had a day care. Yea, lady. I've got all my day care kids here less than a week after having a baby.
-I am not able to get dressed everyday."
Said to the folks from Dept. of Justice after I opened the door to them while wearing shorts and a tank top with my hair all floppy.
- I understand."
Said to a parent after their baby projectile vomited all over me and the floor.